mobile, computer aur tv...pura din inhi mein laga rahega to padhai kab karega?
response: silence. channel change.
Mr.John Lennon said - life is what happens to you when y ou're busy with making plans for it. Dude, times have changed. Now, "life is what happens to you while you're busy with your phone, comp or tv".
The bum gets up from the bed after a 12 hour sleep. it is confidently claimed that it wasn't sound. the bum is now on the couch in the living room, watching tv. there is nothing particularly interesting or even just particularly happening on tv. sundays are like the worst tv days. all the best shows that you want to watch happen on the weekdays so that you can always miss them. but sunday being what it is, tv has to be watched. so you surf from channel no.1 to 1999 around 6754 times. finally convinced that nothing worth watching is possibly arriving, bored, the bum is now on the chair in front of the comp. login to minimum 3 messengers, 4 networking sites, blog, movie downloads, gaming sites etc. that's multitasking at its best. what else do u call the effortless ability to flirt with 8 women, download 3 movies, beat 21 people in an online game and make an entry about ur super sad valentines day on the blog, all at the same time. oh i forgot to mention throwing a sheep at someone on facebook. bizzare fun! the phone rings. bum is happy. it doesnt need to move. so the multitasking is taken to a whole new level now. you are flirting with 8 women, downloading 3 movies, beating 21 people in an online game, making an entry about ur super sad valentines day, throwing a sheep at someone AND talking on the mobile, all at the same time! wait a minute, its a con call!! Voila! we need an award for this. tired with all that attention, bum now floats back to the bed, sinks into it and morphs into the mattress. like you become the bed with a head. like you were born there and will breathe ur last there. like you were made for each other. like ur valentines day wouldn't have been so sad if u had turned back and realised that there is someone you are sleeping with everyday. ur bed deserved some roses for putting up with ur straying bum with farts n all. Stupid Idiot Lazybum.
